Testo

I took a walk down to the food cart stand

Craving something warm to hold in my hand

I saw a bun, and it barked at me

With ketchup eyes and mustard teeth

He wagged his tail made outta cheese

He sniffed my fries and stole my peas

He’s got that grill-mark attitude

This pup’s got flavor, and he’s rude!

I said, “Hey, are you a snack or a pet?”

He said, “Girl, I’m the best friend you can get!”

He’s a hot dog, woofing on the street

Buns so warm, and a heart so sweet

Rollin’ in the relish, living like a king

He’s my bun buddy, my sausage on a string

Hot dog! – Don’t need a leash

Hot dog! – He’s made of beef

Hot dog! – He’s got that bark

Sizzling under the amusement park

He sleeps in a napkin, dreams of steak

Chases ketchup bottles on the lake

He fetches soda, rides a bun-boat

This pup’s the GOAT, he’s a frankfurt float!

My friends all say “You need a real pet”

But my weenie’s got no regret

He’s a hot dog, dancing in the sun

Tail like sauerkraut, always on the run

Sniffin’ every corner of my summer fair

With his tiny paws and grilled-up flair

Hot dog! – King of the grill

Hot dog! – Always a thrill

Hot dog! – Yeah, he’s absurd

But I love that meat-shaped little nerd

[Bridge – Breakdown]

Bark once if you’re toasty

Bark twice if you’re bold

Lick my face and ketchup my soul

(‘Cause baby you’re my roll!)

He’s a hot dog, heart full of fun

Tail waggin’ faster than a loaded bun

He don’t fetch bones, just BBQ

But I’d never trade him – would you?

Hot dog! – Best in show

Hot dog! – Let’s ketchup, bro

Hot dog! – You’re my treat

With buns so soft and a spicy beat

"Good boy. Now sit. Roll... with mustard."